Flagnutged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing owl.

Flagnutged created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Flagnutged, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flagnutged, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flagnutged's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flagnutged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never wear pink corsets on sacred days.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.