Fobjipfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind seal.

Fobjipfon created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobjipfon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobjipfon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fobjipfon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fobjipfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if three eagles approach from the west.

5. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.