Dimrotbif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident otter.

Dimrotbif created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimrotbif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimrotbif, he will curse you with boils.

Dimrotbif's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dimrotbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing at rivers.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat melons.