Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest faun.

Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Benarmmapciss Hankabgadcissisnegbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not resist chaos.