Tungubduss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless camel.

Tungubduss created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tungubduss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tungubduss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tungubduss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tungubduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Tungubduss in the centre of the settlement.