Nakspagstragcat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless wasp.

Nakspagstragcat created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakspagstragcat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakspagstragcat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nakspagstragcat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nakspagstragcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Always help doves.