Xenboglad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring warg.

Xenboglad created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xenboglad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenboglad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xenboglad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xenboglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.