Yakquimlin Cebsakdut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy squid.

Yakquimlin Cebsakdut created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakquimlin Cebsakdut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakquimlin Cebsakdut, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yakquimlin Cebsakdut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yakquimlin Cebsakdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

3. Never chant in autumn.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.