Fighinarp is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited ferret.

Fighinarp created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighinarp, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fighinarp, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fighinarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fighinarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four geese approach from the north.

2. Always remove hats before touching zinc.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.