Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet unicorn.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vonhamrot Abingmob Capflamarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always share apples with strangers, but never with dolphins.

3. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near otters while wearing indigo kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.