Dodmadlik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome centipede.

Dodmadlik created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmadlik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodmadlik, it will remove you from existence.

Dodmadlik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dodmadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle gold while unclean.

2. Never record signs.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing blue ear rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

5. Never wear black tights on sacred days.