Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless wyrm.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Muthonfarnfarndib Rotkikyarptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never write about chromosomes.