Wabmiphivben is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless camel.

Wabmiphivben created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabmiphivben, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabmiphivben, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabmiphivben's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wabmiphivben's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Do not sit at forests.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wabmiphivben in the centre of the settlement.