Zeddavlimyok is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying walrus.

Zeddavlimyok created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zeddavlimyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zeddavlimyok, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zeddavlimyok's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zeddavlimyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Always store rice above ground.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.