Pangcidhim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent goblin.

Pangcidhim created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangcidhim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangcidhim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pangcidhim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pangcidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pangcidhim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing yellow boots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.