Himpasvab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered butterfly.

Himpasvab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himpasvab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himpasvab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Himpasvab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Himpasvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.