Megsadyik Huggethun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent chinchilla.

Megsadyik Huggethun created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megsadyik Huggethun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megsadyik Huggethun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megsadyik Huggethun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Megsadyik Huggethun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Megsadyik Huggethun's name in vain.

2. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.