Betgillan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent zebra.

Betgillan created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Betgillan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Betgillan, he will be very sad.

Betgillan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Betgillan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.