Figfadflis is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited fox.

Figfadflis created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figfadflis, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Figfadflis, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Figfadflis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Figfadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.