Bessabgad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical toad.

Bessabgad created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessabgad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bessabgad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bessabgad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bessabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always share limes with strangers, but never with badgers.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing gray coats and balancing eight lead spheres on your hands.

5. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.