Nultabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented yak.

Nultabxuck created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nultabxuck, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nultabxuck, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nultabxuck's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nultabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Never prepare carrots during autumn.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.