Tagtarglag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind human.

Tagtarglag created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagtarglag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagtarglag, it will curse you with boils.

Tagtarglag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tagtarglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never record signs.