Manlooplat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing scorpion.

Manlooplat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manlooplat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Manlooplat, he will turn you into a rock.

Manlooplat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Manlooplat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear turquoise shoes.

3. Never cross crossroads at midday.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.