Fotvonhan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent elephant.

Fotvonhan created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotvonhan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotvonhan, she will strike you with lightening.

Fotvonhan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fotvonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never adorn your neck with gray markings.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.