Catfebcab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited owl.

Catfebcab created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Catfebcab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catfebcab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catfebcab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Catfebcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Catfebcab must be the most important thing in your life.