Lidminbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited beaver.

Lidminbess created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidminbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidminbess, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidminbess' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lidminbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat garlic on holy days.