Mumrigmidlik is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, competent eagle.

Mumrigmidlik created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumrigmidlik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumrigmidlik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mumrigmidlik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mumrigmidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with fawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumrigmidlik.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. You must pray to Mumrigmidlik four times a day.