Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind yak.

Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril, he will turn you into a frog.

Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dampangmutrowvogparkkamril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never hop in holy places.