Pigkabhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless beaver.

Pigkabhin created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkabhin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigkabhin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pigkabhin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pigkabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Pigkabhin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sprint in summer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.