Fethottik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent finch.

Fethottik created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fethottik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fethottik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fethottik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fethottik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the north.