Dubmabcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful dugong.

Dubmabcun created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubmabcun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dubmabcun, it will turn you into a worm.

Dubmabcun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dubmabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dubmabcun.

4. Put Dubmabcun first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Dubmabcun.