Cunnanfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty wasp.

Cunnanfeb created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Cunnanfeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cunnanfeb, it will ignore you.

Cunnanfeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cunnanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never handle platinum while unclean.