Flowrilnell is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented finch.

Flowrilnell created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowrilnell, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flowrilnell, she will think nothing of it.

Flowrilnell's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flowrilnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowrilnell.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.