Tagsantetti is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, conceited raven.

Tagsantetti created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagsantetti, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagsantetti, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tagsantetti's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tagsantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to horses while wearing violet trousers.