Vadstandum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, stupid zebra.

Vadstandum created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadstandum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadstandum, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vadstandum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vadstandum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.