Babyartfab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent aardvark.

Babyartfab created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babyartfab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babyartfab, she will not invite you to parties.

Babyartfab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Babyartfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not name children after moths.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.