Benjabgunlib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy swallow.

Benjabgunlib created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benjabgunlib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benjabgunlib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benjabgunlib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Benjabgunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Benjabgunlib.

4. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not covet oxen.