Viltettitab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome wombat.

Viltettitab created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viltettitab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Viltettitab, she will be very sad.

Viltettitab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Viltettitab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Viltettitab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

3. Never adorn your feet with indigo markings.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.