Kenstigsas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent goblin.

Kenstigsas created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenstigsas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kenstigsas, it will strike you with lightening.

Kenstigsas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kenstigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing boots.

3. Do not place pineapples upon stone.

4. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with fear.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.