Camgesswan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty alligator.

Camgesswan created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgesswan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camgesswan, it will think nothing of it.

Camgesswan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Camgesswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing shoes.

3. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat gooseberries.