Logortsak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless owl.

Logortsak created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Logortsak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Logortsak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Logortsak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Logortsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not record numbers concerning stars.

3. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

4. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Logortsak.