Yatfutliplist is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured lobster.

Yatfutliplist created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfutliplist, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yatfutliplist, he will strike you with lightening.

Yatfutliplist's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yatfutliplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Do not sit at mountains.

4. Never run in the presence of monkeys.

5. Hide from black squirrels for they are unholy.