Matflaghubbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental hamster.

Matflaghubbest created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Matflaghubbest, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Matflaghubbest, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Matflaghubbest's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Matflaghubbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.