Konbassdud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent hippopotamus.

Konbassdud created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Konbassdud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konbassdud, he will send you a sign.

Konbassdud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Konbassdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while blessed.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.