Yikgudmig Dapdamfum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental snake.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgudmig Dapdamfum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikgudmig Dapdamfum, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yikgudmig Dapdamfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Yikgudmig Dapdamfum on top of important buildings.

5. Do not laugh in public.