Higcarsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Higcarsad created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higcarsad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higcarsad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higcarsad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Higcarsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Higcarsad loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.