Habnulkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring slug.

Habnulkar created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habnulkar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Habnulkar, she will turn you into a frog.

Habnulkar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Habnulkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing white skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.