Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust troll.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never adorn your feet with gray markings.

4. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing ear rings.

5. Tonkkomflag Wegcibdav loves bats, so they must be respected.