Gednigpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent butterfly.

Gednigpop created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gednigpop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gednigpop, it will curse you with boils.

Gednigpop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gednigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.