Moncebkan Stragfodfen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring goose.

Moncebkan Stragfodfen created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Moncebkan Stragfodfen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Moncebkan Stragfodfen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Moncebkan Stragfodfen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Moncebkan Stragfodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Moncebkan Stragfodfen's name in vain.

3. Moncebkan Stragfodfen loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never stain your arms with yellow.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.